Funny Steam/Skype Conversations

[Alyx Vance]

Sunday, December 02, 2012
6:59 PM - Peavy22: Y u on Xberx
6:59 PM - Foxx Ray: becuz i wuz pleyin a gaem!!!!11!1!11!!
6:59 PM - Foxx Ray: #SWAG
6:59 PM - Foxx Ray: #YOLO
6:59 PM - Peavy22: Xberx r 4 cigaretteets
7:00 PM - Foxx Ray: ur ghey
7:00 PM - Peavy22: ur gaye
7:00 PM - Foxx Ray: ur mum is ghey and a fgt
7:02 PM - Peavy22: !!! fite me irl cigaretteet
7:02 PM - Peavy22: du u evn lift

The convo pretty much ended right there.

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[allyorbase]

04:42 - SavageCorona: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, I JUST INVENTED A MINDHACK THAT MAKES YOU READ THIS IN FARNSWORTH'S VOICE
04:42 - Pacha: oh god damn it
04:42 - SavageCorona: ha

I don't know who Farnswroth is, so check and mate.

[shyGriff]

i never have any
 

[GEN.Fire Bird]

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[shyGriff]

Page 1 has intense page stretch on 1280x1024 monitor.

no page stretch for me

[allyorbase]

Page 1 has intense page stretch on 1280x1024 monitor.

Blame the copypasta.

[Wynd_Fox]

How long is it?

Only two paragraphs had been written, when I read it. Pacha made it sound like no progress has been made.

11:57 AM - Wynter: I can list off things I love!
11:57 AM - Adam487: do that
11:57 AM - Adam487: while i shower!
11:57 AM - Wynter: :v
11:58 AM - Wynter: OK!
12:05 PM - Wynter: Red pandas, MtG, Blockland, the Easter Bunny, Moose, animals in general, moose, Gizmo, my mom, my brother, my sister, video games, Pic, computers, life, clothing, Mario Kart, Mario Party, my house, my computer, all of my online friends, some of my in-person friends, my phone, music, Pokemon, my DS, artwork that's good, artwork that isn't good (gives me something to critique), other things about which I can't think.
Adam487 is now Away.
12:06 PM - Wynter: In no real order, although I didn't put the first thing I thought of first. :w
Adam487 is now Online.
12:19 PM - Adam487: :v
12:20 PM - Wynter: Why are you :v-ing?!
12:20 PM - Adam487: :v
12:20 PM - Wynter: The first thing I thought of would make me sound lame!!!
12:20 PM - Wynter: Three exclamations.
12:20 PM - Wynter: Because it was that lame.
12:20 PM - Adam487: what was that
12:21 PM - Wynter: I'd sound too lame!
12:22 PM - Adam487: was it the easter bunny?
12:22 PM - Wynter: o////o
12:22 PM - Adam487: that's a yes
12:22 PM - Wynter: Was that a question?
12:22 PM - Adam487: no
12:22 PM - Adam487: because i know it's a yes
12:23 PM - Wynter: o///o
12:26 PM - Wynter: So on the subject of things that won't make Wynd blush, how is Nemo?
[unimportant kitty stuff]
12:30 PM - Wynter: Wait, did I list enough things to prove that I don't hate most things?
12:30 PM - Adam487: no
12:30 PM - Wynter: Does this make it better?
12:30 PM - Wynter: [12:10:00 PM] Wynd Fox: Also, I only listed each thing on it once. Or it would have been 360 pages of "MtG, MtG, MtG, MtG" before anything else.
12:31 PM - Adam487: :v
12:31 PM - Wynter: Then maybe a trilion pages of something else... o////o
Then a few more of Magic...
Then about 200 of Pokemon, then everything else would be once.

More obvious euphemisms!

[hodototman]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, December 02, 2012
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: hey core
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: wanna buy some stuff from my baby farm
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: we got all kindz o babies
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: asians
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: whores
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: black people
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: even mexicans
8:15 PM - °Core°: ya
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: we also have baby accessories
8:15 PM - °Core°: ill buy a mexican black doge
8:15 PM - MadManforMayor: baby thongs
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: baby star glasses
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: we got tons o stuff
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: want a diamond ring for yo mutha forgetin baby?
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: we got that mutha forgetin ring.
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: so what do you say
8:16 PM - MadManforMayor: wanna buy some baby accessories?
8:17 PM - °Core°: i'll take 20
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: each one for onl-
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: which ones, siri
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: *sir
8:17 PM - °Core°: i'll take
8:17 PM - °Core°: 10 blacks
8:17 PM - °Core°: and 5 asians
8:17 PM - °Core°: 3 penguins
8:17 PM - °Core°: and 2
8:17 PM - °Core°: uh
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: i'm sorry sir
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: we don
8:17 PM - °Core°: mexicans
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: t sell
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: penguins
8:17 PM - °Core°: forget
8:17 PM - MadManforMayor: you'll have to get a white baby instead sir
8:17 PM - °Core°: sounds good
8:18 PM - °Core°: can you arm them with nailbats
8:18 PM - MadManforMayor: these cracka ass mofos are the most well behaved babies ever grown on this farm.
8:18 PM - MadManforMayor: and of course i am sir, with an extra 4 payments of 5 dollars.
8:21 PM - MadManforMayor: so can i have paypal information sir
8:21 PM - MadManforMayor: i need the money

[Wynd_Fox]

5:33 PM - Axo-Tak: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=214654.msg6091642#msg6091642 I don't mind my own snake, probably because my fear has less coverage of love than yours.
5:35 PM - Wynter: I'm not afraid of my snake. :v
5:35 PM - Wynter: She's just sort of BubbaDumb.
5:35 PM - Axo-Tak: Lol.

[PowerDag]

I don't know who Farnswroth is, so check and mate.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth is one of the Futurama characters. He's the old man who's Fry's neice.

[allyorbase]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth is one of the Futurama characters. He's the old man who's Fry's neice.

Oddly enough, I've /never/ watched Futurama, I really should, and everyone says I should, but I've never ended up doing it.

[Funnelcakes]

10:21 PM - Funnelcakes starts bleeding from the mouth
10:21 PM - Firecakes: i am aroused for some reason

[Elecro]

oh god wynd, please don't tell me you have that one embarrassing chat between me and you.

[Trentacles]

wow bubagum is funny!

[hodototman]

oh god wynd, please don't tell me you have that one embarrassing chat between me and you.

why in the name of god would you mention it