What is the strangest place you have gotten a boner?

[Kyro]

Title. I'll start off with the uncomfortable stories.

I was in a history lesson about the early civilizations, and the fact that the Assyrians would pile the heads of the city they were destroying's denizens. And suddenly, everyone turns there head to see where the *THUNK* noise came from.

[Ad Bot]

[nienhaus1]

To many.

[Electrk²]

why was there a *THUNK*

[Darkness ZXW]

he has such a huge snake when it's erect it slams the ground

[Electrk²]

he has such a huge snake when it's erect it slams the ground

oh god

[Wynd_Fox]

My snake.

[Kyro]

Perhaps I was exaggerating about the noise.

[Axolotl2]

My snake.

He looks at a rather hot media. He finds this not arousing, but he feels a weird and horrible feeling of fear, but a tiny bit of arousal in his heart. He stares down, and finds that for the first time, he has gotten hard from any media.

[Frontrox]

In church

The gospel is just so arousing

[Axolotl2]

In middle school, 7th grade (the grade that I was handicapped and told everyone I was a furry), at the library.

This black girl who ranked me #1 on her pariah list found out I had a boner and said, "This kid has a boner!"

In church

The gospel is just so arousing

Purge the wicked beast!

[Kyro]

GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON THIS TOPIC

cept axo

[Wynd_Fox]

He looks at a rather hot image. He finds this not arousing, but he feels a weird and horrible feeling of fear, but a tiny bit of arousal in his heart. He stares down, and finds that for the first time, he has gotten hard from an image.

wtj that's never happened! Slander and libel. Well, one of the two, I can't remember which.

[Axolotl2]

wtj that's never happened! Slander and libel. Well, one of the two, I can't remember which.

Order in the court.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

my forehead

[Axolotl2]

my forehead

You touched your forehead with your richard?