Kalphiter

[Yosher]

Could be anyone because 75% off weekend. For all we know it could be robo noob(except he's already dotdottriangle or whatever shape he is now so that'd be kinda difficult for him)

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[Sheath]

Actually I take back saying it was Boltster, I just assumed he would be more likely to spend money on doing something like this.

But actually, I think this is more of a light hearted joke because it players on the whole "grammar" thing from that one drama. I don't get malicious vibes from this one... it just doesn't seem like Boltster's style imo.

Also unless someone was just being thorough, the email account they used for the mock YouTube channel is registered to an under 18 person because YouTube shows the child silhouette in the channel icon. Clever touch or slip up?

Anyway I think its just a playful joke taking advantage of the $5 key thing.

[Big Brother]

lets be honest. kalphiter is loving insufferable. he doesnt have an excuse for how he acts. if you're being paid, you treat your customers right.

[Sheath]

Well as a customer myself I've found Kalphs service to be fine. But I was one of the people who had previously caused a fuss over how Kalpher handled the service, Lub believes I get "special treatment" from him.

But others I know seem to have a fine server experience.

There is nothing wrong with Kalphiters hosting. Its just barebones compared to Lub's wip and the customer service is a little mediocre... but considering its just a teenage guy doing it for what is probably pocket money, its not bad.

[aludane]

The alt smells of pancakes.


If you know what I mean.

[Big Brother]

Well as a customer myself I've found Kalphs service to be fine. But I was one of the people who had previously caused a fuss over how Kalpher handled the service, Lub believes I get "special treatment" from him.

But others I know seem to have a fine server experience.

There is nothing wrong with Kalphiters hosting. Its just barebones compared to Lub's wip and the customer service is a little mediocre... but considering its just a teenage guy doing it for what is probably pocket money, its not bad.

if he wasnt so egotistical about it, it probably wouldnt be so bad. but he parades around server to server (mine included) announcing that the gameplay is poor and demanding that the host buys his service. its not acceptable. if i ever needed a service, i'd definitely go to lub.

[Sheath]

The alt smells of pancakes.


If you know what I mean.

It was written too well and the alt is too clever (not trying to dis Crepe but it doesn't strike me as him). It is the humor of someone who knows what they are doing.

[Sheath]

if he wasnt so egotistical about it, it probably wouldnt be so bad. but he parades around server to server (mine included) announcing that the gameplay is poor and demanding that the host buys his service. its not acceptable. if i ever needed a service, i'd definitely go to lub.

That definitely isn't likeable. I don't get along with Kalphiter in game very well, but I don't want to play with him or sit down for tea... just want a server.

I'm pretty sure Lub and Ephialtes think I'm a massive forget but I'd still suck the teat of Lub's hosting service when available. I don't need to get along with them to know they can provide a stable service.

[Fluff-is-back]

if he wasnt so egotistical about it

Because lub totally isn't egotistical.

[aludane]

I'm finding it hard to believe that Kalphiter did this but the evidence is there and I've heard rumours about him doing acts such as this one.

I wonder what the consequences for Kalphiter's hosting service would be if he were to be banned.

[Ephialtes]

Because lub totally isn't egotistical.

Well it's not like he's going server-to-server calling their gameplay stuff and shamelessly plugging his own service. That's just harassment and it pisses people off as you can see above.

[Sheath]

Lub doesn't have an ego, there is a difference between self confidence and self importance. I wouldn't say Kalphiter has an ego, he just speaks out of depth sometimes.

[Big Brother]

he just speaks out of depth sometimes.

as well as this, he has an inflated idea of his own self importance. therefore i'd say he has an ego.

[Rub]

Because lub totally isn't egotistical.

You're allowed to be confident if you've achieved a lot by a young age.

[Badger]

What happens on Tango's when I'm sleeping....