Author Topic: Day 1... Captain's Log...  (Read 4943 times)

Day 141: Captain Cthulu was loving around with the hyper drive and accidentally landed us on an uncharted planet while everyone was asleep.

Day 142: The planet is full of spam.

Day 143: No wait its actually sperm

Day 144: They collect the sperm and make more babies. (The entire crew is aloveual/female)

day 145;

the babies turn into promethius aliens and eat half of the crew's faces

Day 146;

A group of 10 survivors make it off the remote planet, the ship is now powered by a concoction called, "gasea" it is made by combining gasoline and seamen. Don't ask how the crew found out...

Day 147:

Crew wakes up, realizing they all drank too much.

Day 148: Someone starting pumping LSD into the air system...Incoming high days.

Day 149: Where are the colors coming from? Woooaaahhhh

Uub

150: Watched redneck gangam style

Day 151: Bumped topic on forums.

Day 150: I broke the time machine.

Day 160: Fixed the time machine, then broke it again.
chuck testa machine

Day 152: Fixed time machine AGAIN. Went to Wendy's and grabbed some burgers for the whole crew.

Day 153

Got back from Wendy's for some food. I just noticed that Wendy's was full of Kim and Jimmy clones.