Day 1... Captain's Log...

[Socrates]

Thread is simple enough. Each post shall be a new day/log

Like so

Day 1... Moral is low... Kim's been looking at Jimmy...

The next post would be...

Day 2... Saw a bird... Kim's pregnant.

Please try to keep some relevance to the above posts so that there is some kind of progression.

Don't turn it from an action comedy into a gay bar.

Person below shall start with day 1

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

Day 1 we've reached our destination okay goodbye

[S7]

Day 2 nope actually we arrived at the wrong planet but we used hyper-drive to reach our real destination in 2 minutes okay goodbye.

[Quote Story]

Day 3... The ship had a mechanical failure; destination delayed

[Cargøn]

Day 4
Still delaying
forget I hate this ship

[Conservative]

Day 5; some aliens happened but now everything is boring again becus the ship is too slow.

[Quote Story]

Day 6... Mechanical Failure has been fixed... Space Pirates attack

[slimabob]

Day 8: still no sign of day 7.. I'm beginning to think we lost it.

[danisaac5]

day 9
yep we lost day 7.

[Jetlok]

day 11. we sent day 10 out with a camera attached to look for 7
i dont think its coming back

[Yosher]

day 12: i still have to write in this goddamn log

[Wheatley]

day 13: half the crew has scurvy, and the other half is holding the oranges hostage. mutiny!

[Frontrox]

day 14: Crashed landed on an orange juice planet....wonderful

[Tømpson]

Day 15: changing course to planet poop, a planet made entirely of human feces. It was the original recording site of 1.5 terahumans 1 cup

[Wheatley]

day 16: it seems i made an error in yesterday's log, I meant to say "0.75 cups".
Our fuel source, live aliens, is running low. Making a detour to stop for "gas"...