Day 1... Captain's Log...

[Blooker]

Day 17 - the live aliens raped us :c

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[danisaac5]

day 17.5
we slaughtered the aliens and altered the fuel source to run off human feces, now we can use that planet covered in feces for something

[Wheatley]

day 18
kim was pregnant so we aborted the baby non-medically and flung her into the nearest star

[TheBlackParrot]

day 19
i never mentioned we took two of the aliens hostage, one of them was kim.

[Frontrox]

day 20: Kim keeps looking at jimmy...

[Tømpson]

day 20 Captain is watching research so I'm taking over. Feces leak on floor nine cause a methane overflow. 10 people died in the resulting explosion after a person tried to light a cigarette.

[danisaac5]

day 21
kim is preggo

[S7]

day 22 i lost my goddamn log so now i cant continue it. ill just have to scribble notes on toilet paper using feces now.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Day 23: Nevermind, I found it in Kim's vagina.

Anyways, Kim is pregnant with an alien this time. The crew muttered about Jim being an alien. This turned out to be the case by surveillance footages. The captain ordered this alien to be shot on sight.

[S7]

day 24: apparently after taking a culture of jim's cum, we found out he wasnt an alien. It was too late though cause we blew him up. it was kinda cool though.

[Tømpson]

Day 25: We still have a lot of jim's semen so we filled a pool with it.

[Wheatley]

Day 26:
It turns out kim wasn't actually pregnant, and that thing we that was on her face was some sort of alien life form.
Anyway, now kim is dead because she bled to death after someone poked a hole in her chest with a richard and crew members claim there's some sort of black fleshy mouse running around.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Day 27

The mouse drowned in the feces. Thank forget for that. That pool filled with semen turned into a lake, so there's a major leak in floor five.

[S7]

day 28: i told uncle sam to mop up the remains of jim that have been just SITTING THERE for 4 loving DAYS NOW, but he's still mourning over kim. also we had tim drink all of the jizz and cum, but i think the cum has become self-aware now and is resisting capture from our tim.

[lolz??]

29: holy loving stuff i need to take a crap. also, the self aware cum is getting quite annoying.