Day 1... Captain's Log...

[K9 Kid]

Day 56: Space herps has other side effects than memory loss, and they are becoming more apparent by the hour

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

Day 58: We sent Day 57 to Nebulae Cluster E-296 to find life. Day 57 has not returned.

[mr. pedophile]

Day 59: The black crew members have eaten our rations of chicken and watermelon. The rest of the crew is starving to death.

[LOL :D]

Day 60: Jimmy Jack Johnson impregnated Sally Moe Molly. Lolly Leo Lee was brutally beat by Matt Mloe Molick.

[Axolotl2]

Day 61: I hacked the ship and made it go into the solar system Mako.

<ShipAI: CHANGING COURSE TO MAKO>
Captain: What the hell?
Navigator: The ship is heading for a pulsar!!!

[HellHound]

Day 63: We sent Day 62 back in time to try and find Day 57

[TeslaCoil]

Day 62: A Strange handsome captain stepped out of a portal and is looking for day 57. I'm going to help him.

[Yosher]

Day 64: Still having to write in this log. Getting kind of exciting now, this will be fun for my grandchildren to read. Might as well freak them out. Hey you! If you are reading this, there is a dead grandfather to your left!

Best prank ever. Haha.

[HellHound]

Day 65: Mind Controlled Virtual Reality Shotgun Simulator (MCVRSS) has become self aware.
Floating shotguns are to be captured on sight.

[AgentPikmin]

Day 66: Shotguns now under control. 7/8 of the crew is dead due to the MCVRSS malfunction

[lolz??]

day 67: captain is masterbating, I think I'm going to commit Self Delete

[Axolotl2]

Day 68: Ship is 2 AU away from the Mako pulsar.

<WARNING: PHOTON DETECTORS AT CRITICAL THRESHOLD>

[.:FancyPants:.]

Day 69: i have some weird feeling my snake got to my captain's log on Day 67.

[Axolotl2]

Day 70: Ship almost got burnt into a crisp by the pulsar, but Planr appears and steers the ship away.

<WARNING: HULL 50%>

[HellHound]

Day 71: We have begun nanobot repairs on the ship, and cloning devices are almost online so we can clone the 7/8 of the crew that died.
Genetic material collection has begun on survivors.