there is a chicken outside my house.

[MaroonCacti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDXHqrjuxI


Please excuse the backround yelling its my dumb redneck neighbors watching football

Discuss chickens being on my property and why i shouldn't catch them with a pokeball

[Ad Bot]

[Tokerovin]

Best video name 2012.

[MaroonCacti]

Best video name 2012.

Look at my other videos and you will understand the one word title.

[.Atlas]

Availsmew would know what to do.

[Mr. Jelly]

Nice voice

[Steve5452]

Eat it, it'll be like thanksgiving all over again.
Except a little bit different tasting.

[Yosher]

Engage combat with it after deeply staring at it for 3 seconds.

[Plasmu§]

burn it

[Boink!]

I've had this happen once. They're actually Russian spy chickens! You can't simply kill it, or they'll bomb you with egg bombs. You must tickle it and make it run away. If it gives you a apple, NOT a crab apple, you've done it right. A crab apple means they're on to you.

[SeventhSandwich]

ASPERIGOOSE

[WALK2222]

So your neighbors don't feed their chickens?

[BanishedLetters]

eat it

[WALK2222]

eat it

poor chicken

[ShadowZero]

I used to have a chicken like that, but then it died after eating the wall outside our house.... well either that or it ate a bee.

[Snow2]

Wage a proper battle with it!