I can suck my own richard O.o

[The Black Card]

Its really weird, I was sitting on the toilet last night, constipated and bored with a boner. I decided to see how close my face can get to my richard and I realized I could get the whole thing in my mouth  

/discuss

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[Kaphonaits²]

procrastination.

edit: /thread

[Trogtor]

Didn't Thomson make a thread like this?

[Pass]

thats... HOLY CRAP JEALOUS

[Bisjac]

any guy that says hes never thought about it is a liar.

[BanishedLetters]

autofellatio is a great thing

[Elecro]

I wish I could do this.

:'c

[KILLERBUNNY]

Either you're flexible as hell, or you've got a pretty big ding dang doodily.

[BanishedLetters]

Either you're flexible as hell, or you've got a pretty big ding dang doodily.

or possibly both?

[Electrk²]

goddammit not this thread again

[KILLERBUNNY]

or possibly both?

If both, then god damn it Black Card

[TrollBoat]

Either you're flexible as hell, or you've got a pretty big ding dang doodily.

i call steriods

[The Black Card]

Either you're flexible as hell, or you've got a pretty big ding dang doodily.

I don't know, I can't do it on a soft surface though.

[KILLERBUNNY]

i call steriods

Steroids make your dong smaller, smarty pants.