Kalph vs Lub rap battle
Lyrics by Evar678
Lub:
You think your hosting service is the stuff
But whose laughing now after that DDoS hit?
It's a damn shame how you are running it
You're a damn moron, and a motherloving prick
I just started out and already people love me
Even half your customers already lub me
Rub me, just like your mom was last night
And you're going down, you've already lost this fight!
Ima fly, with my lovey ass G.U.I
And shoot the crappy kaphost out the loving sky!
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Oh what's that, something's rising?
Its your latency! Damn, lookie what I see!
Kalphiter:
You think you're phat, with your crappy ass Skiing hat
And those rhymes, they're such crimes, they're so whack
You Lub to Rub on Ephi's little prick
Maybe that's why you're such a phony little bitch.
Look around at the people behind me, respect
You're a moderator and you talk stuff, and yet
You, lack the skills to even attempt to be me
Oh wait, that's why you're only important on RTB
My mind's a miracle compared to your little connect
And to think that at one point Blockland Cloud was a loving threat
Its such a shame that you try to play on my level
You're playing with fire, and I'm like the mother loving devil
Lub:
You better watch your mouth, who are you talking to boy?
Its funny how easily I made you my play toy
I can't even believe how hard you loving suck
I will conquor with ease, because you're such a forget.
If you're the devil, then that explains alot
It shows how much of a man you're really loving not
And if you think your little fans will give a forget
You have a better chance of getting unbanned, good luck!
Its funny, my dog has a harder rooster than you
And I bet your rooster is smaller than W.E thirty-two
I don't get how anyone couldn't beat you
Last I checked your logic is like you're loving two
Kalphiter:
It's funny, because guess whose making more money?
Last I checked, your only job was being Ephi's honey
And just like we32 I'm owning you in retrospect
I loving hate it when bitches like you try to loving step
I'm swimming in bills, while you're getting killed
By my awesome rap skills, I hope you wrote a will
But, let me tell you, last time I looked you up
I got a page stating that "THIS brother IS A HUGE forget"
And, all good things come to an end
But when, you got 150 players on a server you can just pretend
That you were good enough to do what I do
But I guess that's why you're number three and Ephi's number two
Vid coming up soon
WHO WON!??
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDEEE
