Author Topic: In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that I am silly.  (Read 7864 times)

Apparently we have another one of those copypaste statuses going around. How many of your friends have done it? I'm up to eight.
Quote from: The status
In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, professional photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention).
For commercial use of the above, my written consent is needed at all times!

(Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of copyright laws.) By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebook's direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute).

Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status updates.

Some examples:






By putting anything on Facebook it's technically the property of Facebook, you agree to it when you sign up.

By putting anything on Facebook it's technically the property of Facebook, you agree to it when you sign up.
so if i posted nudes on facebook they would own my snake?

so if i posted nudes on facebook they would own my snake?

No, they just reserve the rights to display and distribute those photos.

No, they just reserve the rights to display and distribute those photos.
Facebook is secretly a research company
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

Facebook is secretly a research company
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

The real question is why a kid is posting nudes.

I'm calling the police.

The real question is why a kid is posting nudes.

I'm calling the police.
FUC DA POLIC
I GOT A GUN
WANNA forget WITH ME???

The real question is why a kid is posting nudes.

I'm calling the police.
so if i posted nudes on facebook they would own my snake?

I am now up to 11 people who have posted this as a status. One got a comment saying "Oh god thanks you saved me".
25 faiths lost.

FUC DA POLIC
I GOT A GUN
WANNA forget WITH ME???
I might, depends on how good these pictures Facebook have of you are  :cookieMonster:

And non of my friends have posted this yet, if they do i'll cry.

I might, depends on how good these pictures Facebook have of you are  :cookieMonster:

And non of my friends have posted this yet, if they do i'll cry.
Not getting any responses in this topic about anyone elses' friends doing this... I swear if the person who created it is on my friends list...