I need a small $400 server guys, help me

[Brian Smithers]

blah blah

turns out rack servers are loud and stupid
please suggest me servers that are $400 or less.

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[Brian Smithers]

Is the Dell PowerEdge 2950 a better server?

[Rub]

These servers are very loud and probably a lot bigger than you think, hope you're ready for both of these things. Why not rent a server where you'll get a much better connection?

[allyorbase]

The ram you have there is very slow and I suggest that most servers have at least 8gbs.

[Brian Smithers]

These servers are very loud and probably a lot bigger than you think, hope you're ready for both of these things. Why not rent a server where you'll get a much better connection?

need it local + 1 time fee
it'll also be in the basement

[Rub]

need it local + 1 time fee
it'll also be in the basement

If you factor in the electricity and internet bills, you'd probably be better off looking at some "rent-to-own" hardware + colocation deals.

[Brian Smithers]

If you factor in the electricity and internet bills, you'd probably be better off looking at some "rent-to-own" hardware + colocation deals.

I dont pay for those

[Citrus]

The ram you have there is very slow and I suggest that most servers have at least 8gbs.

[Brian Smithers]

also look at the Dell PowerEdge 2950 i posted,
it has 16GB ram

[Rub]

Lol, I still think it's a bad idea. All the design considerations of a rack server aren't really relevant to home use. We have some 2950s at work and they're huge, heavy and loud as forget, I really don't theres much point buying one over a standard tower. Rack server doesn't make your snake bigger, sorry.

[Brian Smithers]

Lol, I still think it's a bad idea. All the design considerations of a rack server aren't really relevant to home use. We have some 2950s at work and they're huge, heavy and loud as forget, I really don't theres much point buying one over a standard tower. Rack server doesn't make your snake bigger, sorry.

i just need a god damn server :(
anything that can run a Blockland Server quickly, run some local scripts and isn't loud (and under $400)
it can be a computer you hang from the wall
it can be a computer you mount onto your snake
anything

[Rub]

Not surprised they're so cheap though, companies just chuck stuff like that out, well old now.

[Momentum]

2U Rack-mountable chassis
29.31" (74.4cm) D x 17.5" (44.43cm) W x 3.4" (8.64cm) H with bezel attached
Rack Weight 50.71 lbs (23 Kg), maximum configuration

can you fit this size of an object anywhere?

[Brian Smithers]

can you fit this size of an object anywhere?

blegh :( no.
I never owned a server before, but i need something to run local scripts off of and keep some import files on thats under $400.
help me out guys >:(

[Fredulus]

blegh :( no.
I never owned a server before, but i need something to run local scripts off of and keep some import files on thats under $400.
help me out guys >:(

just build one?