huge ass spider in my house

[blockguy123]

my cat found this giant ass spider with red legs and some brown sac at the end of it and i think it is this spider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse_spider

we have it in some cage thing so it wont kill us all in our sleep

brb recording nope nevermind

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Hurricane]

Kill it! Quickly! Before it lays eggs!

[blockguy123]

Kill it! Quickly! Before it lays eggs!

it wont because it male


and i knew that was a joke

[otto-san]

Considering you have it caged now, are you going to keep it as a pet?

If so, you should totally name it George.

[blockguy123]

my cat found this giant ass spider with red legs and some brown sac at the end of it and i think it is this spider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodlouse_spider

we have it in some cage thing so it wont kill us all in our sleep

brb recording nope nevermind

[blockguy123]

-WHY THE forget-

[HellHound]

If
<-- This
is in your house, run.

[lolz??]

NO, IT'S A ALIEN. IT'S GONNA CLIMB IN YO WINDOW WHEN U SLEEPIN AT IT'S GONNA RAPE YOU AND LAY EGGS IN YO CORPSE

[blockguy123]

If
<-- This
is in your house, run.

2spooky

[Man 2]

If
[img ]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyR__jHo0wlUzTPy3r9Fm7V 06K_xlkuLegArWtFvJ92N9baqpo[/img]<-- This
is in your house, run.

Why run? Three hits with a good sword and it's dead.

[lolz??]

2spooky

YOU NOT EVEN LISTENING TO DA SPIDER