Author Topic: Give me ideas on how to ask out a girl.  (Read 7199 times)

Walk up to potential mate.

Hit on head with big wooden club.

Once fallen, grab by hair and drag back to your cave.

Consummate your caveman marriage.

Walk up to potential mate.

Hit on head with big wooden club.

Once fallen, grab by hair and drag back to your cave.

Consummate your caveman marriage.
Ahh, you never cease to entertain, sir doobs-a-lot
I love B comedy movie references

explain your already relationship with this girl pls

Do you wanna catch a movie sometime?

Done. You've asked her on a date. Congrats.
this.

"hay bb

can i stick my usb cord innto ur usb port?"

works every time.

Do this
"hey gurl
come to my momys car and look at my peepee
then we get merid and havae a fmly"
Then you have a Marriage.

Tip- Ask Reedit, not the BL Forums.
or the DataRealms forums, they are very nice compared to here....

Don't ask her. Order her. COMMAND HER to obey your will. She will comply. She MUST.

Do you wanna catch a movie sometime?

This is not a date, it is too vague.



First, catch her when she is alone so her friends don't make her act not her self, then do this. Walk up to her, make her laugh with a joke, then say "would you like to go on a date with me?"

SET A DAY FOR THE DATE!!  Saying "go out sometime?" doesn't really set it in concrete.


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Look sharp! Maintain eye contact, don't grab the back of your neck, and don't cram your hands into your pockets and hide under your sholders.

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« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 01:34:47 AM by Scorch »

Throw rocks at her till she notices you. After her noticing you, smile in a unique fashion. More than likely this will make her want to frown; before she frowns, be sure to ask her out to Johnny Rockets. There is a sixteen percent chance this might fail. I failure does occur, run away like a glorious gazelle being chased by and furious tiger. I wish you luck friend.

run away like a glorious gazelle being chased by and furious tiger. I wish you luck friend.
my sides

You are the >, she is the <

>"stuff girl, you got some fine titties."
<"Ugh, how unclassy. I'm leaving."
>"Whateves, you were ugly anyways."

Click.













forget, I have too many of these.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 02:29:05 AM by dotdotoctagon »

step 1:
loving ask her out. Girls hate guys who arent confident

hit the bitch and make her scared of you

that way she will be obliged to accept