Give me ideas on how to ask out a girl.

[Clone v.117]

Kill her family and friends, then when you ask her out she will have nowhere else to go and will have to accept.

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[Wheatley]

This is the best advice you can get

but in all honesty it depends on how old you are, age groups can make a difference in the optimal word choice

[MrMcCakey]

The only things you need for an easy date are a sturdy closet and a roll of duct tape.

But honestly, just act confident and be yourself.

[Clone v.117]

There are no routine or best ways to do it, it is always different from person to person, I mean one of my friends asked someone out over facebook(dont do this, it's loving stupid) and she still said yes, whereas my other friend asked a girl out on top of the Eiffel tower and got rejected.

[dotdotoctagon]

There are no routine or best ways to do it, it is always different from person to person, I mean one of my friends asked someone out over facebook(dont do this, it's loving stupid) and she still said yes, whereas my other friend asked a girl out on top of the Eiffel tower and got rejected.

Hey wanna go out? I live in Seattle but I'm game to fly out to wherever you live. What do you say, want to eat dinner and go to a movie?

[fawkes..]

Speak to her the next chance you get and ask her if she's doing anything this weekend. If the answer is no then ask if she wants to do something with you, chances are she'll say 'sure! What like'.

There you go, say whatever you want to do and the date has been arranged, huzzah!

[Blooker]

Hey, I just met y-

<Blooker bitch slaps himself>

[Cargøn]

Just get a big sack
And fold it to fit into your pocket
Also get a rag with chloroform
Ask her if rag smells like chloroform
If she pulls away grab her with the sack
Bring her into your basement and convert it into your new love-dungeon

or just ask to get a movie or something I don't loving know.

[Blocki]

What if she plays blockland and laughs her ass off right now?

[fawkes..]

She'll know he likes her, surely that's good.

[Sonicfangirl11]

Take it from someone who now sets their gender to Other.

Get pink toilet paper and make origami out of it.
This implies you're rich & creative & is fool-proof.

Or just ask how she's doing, maybe give her hints at your affection, & then rape her ask her out.
If you succeed ask what she's up for.

If you can't drive you're forgeted

[S7]

Give her chocolates and a big bag of potato chips. Give her a foot massage and a thorough back-rub. Then she will feel obligated to have love with you, because she feels guilty for all of these favors. Voila, new love slave.

[Squideey]

Step 1
Open your mouth

Step 2
Latch onto the side of her face

Step 3
Wave your fingers to channel the phantom specters of the clouds

Step 4
Detach yourself, look bewildered

Step 5
Go home

[Elecro]

Step #1

Talk to her first of all, she's not going to come running to you.

Actually care how you appear, wear cologne, WASH YOUR HAIR (with conditioner), and dress nicely.

Step #2

Get to know her better, ask her questions like, "Do you like any sports?" or "What's your favorite color?", don't go straight for the jokes or pick-up lines.

Add her on Facebook or a social networking website, and say, "Hi" and "How are you?", and all that good stuff. (NOTE: If she's intellectual, use grammar, that's a major turn off right there.)

Step #3

Ask her to hang out somewhere like the ice rink, or go bowling.

Have fun, do activities (not loveually), hang out with her and her friends.

You should most likely be good friends at this point.

Step #4

Go for it, ask her to if you want to go out sometime, go catch a movie. If she says no, wait longer.

[grunterdb1951]

Use these, young grasshopper.