I'm pretty sure I've read enough articles to know what goes on.
I once read a book on hydroelectronics. I can now tell you how to build a dam.
You don't know anything about getting a date, the only woman you've ever touched is your mom.
OP, if there are some restaurants in walking distance ask her if she wants to go get a bite to eat. I used to do that as a freshman because there was a zaxbies, orange leaf, starbucks, moe's, ect. really close to the campus. If not ask her if she wants to go to a movie. Remember to set it up so that both parents drop you two off, as riding with either of your parents will be awkward and basically kill the mood.
god what do my mom and dad know about relationships they've never been in one!!!!
IDK about you, but my dad gives some really bad advice.
"Son, put on some deodorant and brush your teeth, you smell like stuff." lol, wtf does he know, bitches love guys who smell like a horse's ass.