Author Topic: Give me ideas on how to ask out a girl.  (Read 7222 times)

oh ok
I hope you are writing this down. remember. Smell like stuff, go straight to "wanna suck my richard?" works every time.


In the words of the great Cr1tikal

talk to her about anything, then stare into her vagina. When she notices point down at it and ask, "You gonna eat that?"

100% guaranteed to work

Walk up and ask her.  Girls are the ones who play games. Take charge of the situation.

my current gf played games with me for around 5 months. you kind of need to get a feel for her, and then hint her to see if she'd be ok with it. be subtle

ew love gross
Welp this is going in the book of quotes I will forever use against you.

my current gf played games with me for around 5 months. you kind of need to get a feel for her, and then hint her to see if she'd be ok with it. be subtle

Or you could go straight to "hey, want to go X"   The worst she'll do is call you a friend and spit in your face, the best she'll do is suck your richard on the spot. both are unlikely


the friend zone my friend

the friend zone
why are people so "ono teh frend zon." just don't talk to the girl for like a month and it basically resets everything.

There is this one girl I like and she seems to like me. I think I should ask her out but what to do? I have to go up and ask her in person since I don't know her any where else. Give me advice please. 
:panda:

"Come over and forget me."

"hey I really like you, want to go out sometime?"

It's not loving rocket science.

"hey I really like you, want to go out sometime?"

It's not loving rocket science.
Said the guy who has never seen a tit.

Said the guy who has never seen a tit.

does my sister's count?


Here's a bit of scenario of what you feel like doing when your about to talk to her:


"hey I really like you, want to go out sometime?"

It's not loving rocket science.
Coming from the guy who suggested main interaction being on an online social media site.
Good job man!