Author Topic: You know you're from Blockland when...  (Read 1800 times)

So I found this text file in my documents folder.  I have no idea where it came from, but I thought some of them were funny so...

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You know you're from Blockland when...

...you constantly hear wrench, hammer, printer, build and join/leave noises randomly throughout the day
...you constantly scale and size things in your mind and wonder if you'd be able to build it
...you keep re-arranging the things on your desk to align to an imaginary grid.
...you start all your texts with "t"
...you try to enter a car by jumping on it
...you laugh at people with white shirts and red sleeves
...you buy a red hammer at the store and hit people you don't like with it
...you avoid cakes at all costs
...you flap your arms all over a car to try to flip it over
...you look at a brick wall and internally berate the designer for being a spammy forget
...you Wave your hand infront of a door with a knob to try open it

Uub

You know you come from bl when you expect a bike to stand up right no matter what

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you constantly scale and size things in your mind and wonder if you'd be able to build it
so true!

When you expect that digging a hole the size of your entire body will take about 30 seconds.
Minecraft version is 4 seconds

no this seems to be "you know youre mentally handicapped and you have done nothing but play blockland for your entire life if..."

when you are able to post on the blockland forums as doing so requires a key only given to those who have purchased blockland

When you constantly press tab q tab tab q

When your car crashes straight through thick concrete walls.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2012, 01:43:28 PM by Frosting »

When you're car crashes straight through thick concrete walls.
Please, no.



when you hit your PC with a wrench hoping to find events

I tried to set Legos on fire with a wrench

When you walk clean through fire and mutter how stufftilly placed their emitters are.

When you get stuck somewhere and start trying to kill yourself.