GOD DAMNIT I HATE loving CAMEL CRICKETS

[Bahamut]

So there was this camel cricket hopping around near my computer (how the forget did it even get in my house aaaa) and the thing closest to me was a water bottle. I didn't even realize that there was a lot of water in the bottle, and didn't even think about the outcomes of the situation. I threw the water bottle, water sprayed out and got on my old computer (at least it was my stuffty, old, piece of crap computer that got wet), and the bug jumped away. I ran to get a towel and started rubbing off my computer and the wall, and then I saw the bug sitting behind the computer. I went to grab a shoe, and when I turned around, my foot knocked the computer over on it's side, landing on the spider CAMEL CRICKET.



And then I saw the damn thing crawl out from under the loving COMPUTER AND HOP AWAY

WHAT
THE
forget

(for anyone who doesn't know what a camel cricket is, click here)

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[Isjix]

you wouldn't like being in my house
there's tons of them in my basement, one gets upstairs every now and then. I used to be scared of them, now I start playing with them, one is named john and he's good at sports

[Bahamut]

you wouldn't like being in my house
there's tons of them in my basement

dear god how do yOU EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT

[Katadeus]

holy forget how did it turn into a spider

[Elecro]

holy forget how did it turn into a spider

[froglover06]

holy forget how did it turn into a spider

Lol.

[Mordius]

omg i heard those things are heaviest bugs on the planet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Count]

I used to be scared of them, now I start playing with them, one is named john and he's good at sports

For some reason I love this sentence...

[Shadowed999]

holy forget how did it turn into a spider

Aliens

[Bahamut]

holy forget how did it turn into a spider

i just call them spiders because

a) they look like a spider and a cricket had a baby
b) it's easier than saying "camel cricket"

[Cybersix]

omg i heard those things are heaviest bugs on the planet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No, those would be wetas

[Mordius]

No, those would be wetas

A weta is a camel cricket

[Cybersix]

A weta is a camel cricket

*Camel crickets are a species of weta, slight difference

[Anti-Block]

don't hate on camels-

oh cricket... yeah forget 'em

[Katadeus]

What about dryas, those are pretty big too