Wrap toilet-paper around your head so you can't see them.
So you don't have blankets, blinds, or toilet paper?
Well tough stuff, might as well do something instead of being a lazyass. I mean really how hard is it to set up a blanket over a window?
I'm not being a lazy ass, even if I did do that it would seep in through the cracks. It's much easier to stuff on their porch and sleep happily that night.
Oh yes! stuffting on the porch will totally put the lights out. Just loving ask them to turn them off when they go to bed.
Watch him come back with some stupid excuse on why he can't
Guys it's a joke. I'm not saying it will turn off the lights I'm saying it will help me sleep happily, I already put up a blind just calm down.
Congrats on wasting everyone's time trying to help you.