Apparently, procrastination is a mortal sin! Hooray!

[Squideey]

God invented masturbating because he don't give a fuk

checkmat, cristians !!!!

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[Mr Man]

I'm a Christian and I try to avoid masturbating but I just can't

[shyGriff]

I'm a Christian and I try to avoid masturbating but I just can't

[Tango²]

Stop saying that you think this is bullstuff and you're christian. If you think this is bullstuff, then you ain't christian.

you're rather ignorant if you believe everything the bible says, lol.

[brian498]

because religion dosnt want you enjoying life.  you have to be miserable and needy, otherwise you wouldnt need religion.

You should start a Religion 

[brian498]

what meme is this?

[D3ATH LORD]

you're rather ignorant if you believe everything the bible says, lol.

how did my previous comment in any way say that i believe in everything that the bible says

[Katadeus]

sperm is like a party favor. You give them to all your lady guests! 

More like the party guests themselves, because they're coming in in large numbers, filling up the entire house.

[allyorbase]

what meme is this?

dis gon b gud

Just a .gif.

[Momentum]

girl u don need 2 b ashamd

[RedGajin]

lol what bs, what do you think god did all day on that 7th day?

[shyGriff]

girl u don need 2 b ashamd

no i'm serious

[Darkness ZXW]

lol what bs, what do you think god did all day on that 7th day?

CONSENSUAL MISSIONARY love WITH HIS LOVING WIFE

[RedGajin]

no i'm serious

why do you feel like you have to bring that up every time there is a thread about procrastination
i mean really, you're 11 not that big of a deal. you aren't special.

[Dodger]

It's lust, so it's pretty much a sin. It gets unappealing after a while anyways regardless of whether you view it as okay or wrong

brown town love is also forbidden
probably oral love too

Uh,

I'm pretty sure those things are alright in a marriage according to scripture. If it's in Leviticus or any other law book (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy), that's the old covenant.