guys help i'm brown townly bleeding

[Shell]

I'm not kidding I was taking a huge dump that hurt really bad and when I went to wipe my back door the tp came back with blood

It's showing no signs of stopping guys help I'm almost out of paper

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[Alyx Vance]

Butt plug yourself somehow.
That or go to the doctor.

[Darkness ZXW]

you need something to stop the bleeding and you need to go to a hospital

[e-maxx]

WHY


WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS TOPIC

[BanishedLetters]

Duct tape your starfish to prevent blood leaks.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Did you have brown town love earlier?

[Maxwell23461]

WHY


WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS TOPIC

because you loving moved your mouse over it

to OP, I'd suggest sitting on toilet paper for a while :l

[Shell]

Wait hold on guys less blood is coming now

[Slate521]

Are you on your man-period?

[Maxwell23461]

Wait hold on guys less blood is coming now

your man peri-

Are you on your man-period?

forget sake

[_Rave_]

i've been on these forums too long

this didn't even surprise me

[Sat]

Probably a rash, baby powder might help.
Or perhaps it was a hemorrhoid.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

[Robo]

I get this a lot. as long as you aren't leaking blood it should be fine.

[Momentum]

give us pictures of your star fish so we can assess the situation better

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jesus christ

[kevin 51l]

I get this a lot. as long as you aren't leaking blood it should be fine.

what the forget