idk i think the "Nobody who is even trying to have a smidget of seriousness on the internet says something as utterly moronic as this." gave it away
he was intentionally being rude and offensive and that's very selfish
As I stated earlier, you are handicapped.
Selfishness is the act of not sharing toys with your brothers and sisters in your childhood, not lending a helping hand to those in need, and generally not giving a stuff about others.
I haven't done any of these things; you're probably thinking I did the very latter.
But I give stuffs about a lot of people; including you. It's not exactly a positive one, either. And no, I'm not trying to be loving funny.