Author Topic: what are some cool things you need at a party?  (Read 3918 times)

at least get vodka. im not a fan of vodka+1 thing, mixes, but its what all girls want so you cant fail.
and if you buy one of them stuffty UV flavored vodkas, girls will suck your richard

the boys will want jag and tequila and rum

We a bartender and a boncer.

Play Lapfox as loud as possible.


wait can you really send weed

well, seeing as they started scanning mail after some dude sent anthrax to an office, and weed is still an illegal commodity in 48 states, probably not.

well, seeing as they started scanning mail after some dude sent anthrax to an office, and weed is still an illegal commodity in 48 states, probably not.
UPS can send without knowing.

ok but seriously, i've been to my fair share of house parties

as the host, hide all your expensive stuff.  not because people will steal, but because they might break it.  vases, plates, etc.  hide that stuff.

have a table for beer pong.  start a few games of anything, really.  beer pong, slap cup, flip cup, never have I ever, truth or dare, spin the bottle.  start those games if it gets boring.

as the host, try not to get super out of your mind drunk, in case stuff goes bad.  you'll need to have some sort of intelligence.

Ask lamebro, he was pretty good at partyin' hard.

Protip: Circle of death is the best drinking game in existence. (this requires quite a lot of alcohol)
Guaranteed to get everyone wasted.

problem, my mom will not leave
how 2 get mom out

problem, my mom will not leave
how 2 get mom out
Hey, mom can you go to the store and get <thing that doesnt exist>?


Hey, mom can you go to the store and get <thing that doesnt exist>?
i just went with this really weird honest approach and told her i wanted to have a party and that we will be drinking, she said mabye