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You mean every loving fandom ever?
I love having love with ladies and I’m completely heteroloveual, I just happen to have a richard special interest.
It’s really no different from any other loveual hangups out there. Lots of guys love really fat women. Some guys like to be bound and gagged. Me, I prefer to have a nice, big richard in me. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies and I have nothing against gay men. Some of my best friends are gay. In fact, I’ll often invite my gay male friends over to my place for a couple drinks and some guy talk, that’s how comfortable I am with them. We’ll have some wine, chat about vintage armoires, then before you know it, they’re helping me indulge my special interest by sticking their richard in me. After that it’s a little light cleaning then I call my girlfriend to spend the night in my bed where we snuggle and talk about interior design. Guys can be in to interior design without being gay, you know. Just ask my interior designer and best friend, Kevvyn.
I really love every part of a woman’s body. From her head to her toes and all the parts in between, including her chest testicles and her reverse snake, as I like to purely, 100%, only jokingly I assure you refer to her love parts. But there’s just something about a richard that drives me wild. It’s not really that odd of a special interest when you think about it. I mean, some people are into cartoon tentacle research, now that’s weird. I’ve even heard of guys who were into ladies with richards, but that just seems wrong to me. No, the only time a richard really turns me on is when it’s attached to another man, and that man is attached to me! But that doesn’t make me gay. If I were gay, would I have a girlfriend? Of course not. And I treat my girlfriend like a queen. In fact, I made her a dress to wear for her cousin’s wedding. You should have seen her, she was gorgeous. Only a purely heteroloveual man could make a woman look that good in a dress!
Now, I’ll admit that sometimes our love life could be better. Do I wish my girlfriend was a little hairier and stockier? Yes, but everyone would change something about their partner’s body if given the chance, erase a couple things here, add a few things there there. Do I wish I wasn’t so tired every night we’re scheduled to make love? Sure, but we’re just on different rhythms. Do I need to have a richard on or near me to become aroused? Absolutely. But that doesn’t make me gay, it’s just my richard special interest.
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