THE ADVENTURE STORY THING
Our story begins on a forum called the Blockland Forums.
The noobs were spamming and the trolls were trolling.
I then proceeded to jizz on a wall with a poster of some air.
Suddenly, on this nice day, a thunderstorm rolled in. Therefore, badspot used a giant purple carrot to destroy the trolls. The carrot then decided to slap a box and eat cookies. But soon it was found that the cookies were alive. The problem of the cookies being alive was that the cookies ate the people. So I went on a quest so slaughter the damn trolls. I got a jar of dirt and a bucket of lava. I proceeded to throw both at the damn trolls. They were acting like a bunch of little docters. They wouldn't stop so I threw a box of cereal at them. This did not deter them, but luckily I had my diamond encrusted fleshlight.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I quickly obtained a
