GUYS, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
Cubelands isn't deaf... HE'S handicapped! It all adds up, the grammar, the yahoo news, the stuffty topics, the misconceptions. He doesn't do these things because he can't hear, he does that stuff because he doesn't have the mental capability not to, the fact that he has mastered the art of hitting keys on a board of plastic is an achievement equivalent to one of us playing Beethoven's 5th on a xylophone using chopsticks.