Author Topic: Post some Rhyming rap lyrics.  (Read 1488 times)

Just put some rap lyrics you know,or some that you made up.
Here's one I just made up:

Your momma told me you couldn't be a banger,your sisters got a wanger, motherf*cker go play some hanger.

just wrote this #swag #stuff for a thread on /mu/
Quote
I GOT THAT FEEL
DAT FEEL MANG
I GOT DAT FEEL
DAT MAKE MY NECK HANG
stuffTY FEELINS
ALL UP IN MUH stuff
stuffTY FEELINS
MAKE ME JUSS WANNA QUIT

I GOT NO GIRLFRIEND
stuff, GOT NO FRIENDS AT ALL
I GOT NOTHIN BUT MY ONE
GOD DAMN TESTI-BALL
I TELL YA WHY I STILL ALIVE THO
AND I AINT NO JOKIN
I KEPT MUH LIFE CUZ
I JUSS KEEP TOKIN

DRUGS KEEPIN ME ALIVE, SEE
AN I AINT TALKIN BOUT NO DAMN PESCREEBEES
I SMOKE 100 PERCENT ILLEGAL stuff
CUZ IF I DONT, THEN THAT MEAN I QUIT
hardcore

i'm black
got a glock
forget stuff up with my rooster that was innapropriate

i'm black
got a glock
forget stuff up with my rooster that was innapropriate
It's not innapropriate.

Go on a block, crap on the lock.

i got money, brother
west coast 4 lif, brother
my brothers shoot you up, brother
real brother talking

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaay
this fo real, brother

gettin cash moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


yo my brother i grab my gun and pop ya
all i wanna do is drop ya
eat a flopja

ran out of ide-yas

Chorus 1:

Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright....

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Party people in the house lets go
It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...
Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
QCD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Chorus 2:

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright...

C'mon it's time to get hyped say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon one time for the ladies say "Hoop there it is"
Now all the fellas say "Hoop there it is"
C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop...so shoot, baby shoot
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
It's the QCD on the microphone
Girl you got me in the zone
C'mon, C'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I'm the coach
Let's dance all night from coast to coast
Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself the night
QCD, drop the base
3-point-1 all in your face
Jam on it, let's have some fun
Jam on it, One on One
You run the hole and I run the "D"
So C'mon baby just jam for me

(Repeat Chorus 1)

(Repeat Chorus 2)

Hey ladies!
"Yah"
Y'all ready stop?
"NO!"
Y'all wanna know why?
"Why?"
Cuz it's a Slam Jam

Fellas
"Yah"
Y'all ready to stop
"NO!"

i got money, brother
west coast 4 lif, brother
my brothers shoot you up, brother
real brother talking

brother

heres one:

Catch me in my Mercedes
Bumpin' 'Ice, Ice, Baby', screamin' Shady 'til I die
Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze

And you only live it once
So I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll,

You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'
Try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back and I am razor-sharp, baby

And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause I'm on a rip this mystical slick stuff
You don't wanna become another victim
Or statistic of this stuff.

real rappa
ain't no slappa
potential is none
prett bad one
at slappa

slap won't hurt you
like rap can whoo-hoo
and bad at slapping
pretty good at rapping

dawg

i don't know what i'm doing

I come up to the club yo what up i got a big rooster

pumped up by some stuff from the thrift shop

osht my cover's blown

Quote
I got one question, man
Tell me who next?
This brother a salt nuttin brother
Who he gettin da best?
See I'm the best, mayne
I did it.

See, I'mma let you know who the best
By the hour. It's like Rosie O'Donnel
At a biloveual bridal shower
It ain't nothin' to me, man
I keep it for real
Look at this little man
With a dent on the grill
See, I'm the best; I told you that
This dude like that, he runnin' from the cat

No, I messed up but I'mma stay on top
They told me man you know, I'm never gon' flop
Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade
And no wonder why he came out
He already in the gay parade
I told you man, I got you roasted like ever
Y'all know that my rhymes, they straight up clever
So you step down, off the pedestal
I'm the best, you need to go to the forgetin d-toe
swag

i think rap is like meditation
it brings vocals to hip hop and sometimes brings elevation
time and dedication
sure, i wear glasses
but the words i say stick to you like syrup or molasses
mind chassis
fence this
no need to emit the source of hate
sense this
words love, they'll relate
try this
don't generalize the lies that they bring
hi this
is me and all i do is draw and sing

i see

yo yo

clap wif me

dawg

i rap

yo yo

wif me clap

word