Author Topic: Awkward Fun Facts  (Read 1205 times)

The kind of things you would laugh nervously at and look around the room when you're told them.

I.E. Awkward fun fact #20031: When you  have a boner, your accuracy at the urinal is increased by 36%!

Post things you come up with yourselves,  if you didn't get the concept.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 10:06:39 PM by Kyro »

I.E. Awkward fun fact #20031: When you  have a boner, your accuracy at the urinal is increased by 36%!

Except you have to stand parallel to the floor.

When I go to pee it loving hurts like hell :ccc

Oh we weren't telling facts?
« Last Edit: December 09, 2012, 10:08:21 PM by Maxwell23461 »

I.E. Awkward fun fact #20031: When you  have a boner, your accuracy at the urinal is increased by 36%!
But it's 68% harder to pee!


no one realized that he said urinal

Not toilet

Post things you come up with yourselves,  if you didn't get the concept.

Nitpicky fact: OP used i.e. when she should have used e.g..

"Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do."

LOOOLLL TAKE THAT LEFTYS


That's because left handed people smudge when they write, so they starve when they're forced to buy groceries with a check.

That's because left handed people smudge when they write, so they starve when they're forced to buy groceries with a check.
its true

the same "statistics" will tell you that lefties are also more intelligent, creative, and make more money


so yeah
"facts" are awkward

That's because left handed people smudge when they write, so they starve when they're forced to buy groceries with a check.
Whenever I use a pen, the writing doesn't smudge at all, but when you have to use a pencil, keeping your palm (or the rest of your hand in general) off the page prevents it from smudging. That's not the reason at all.

Whenever I use a pen, the writing doesn't smudge at all, but when you have to use a pencil, keeping your palm (or the rest of your hand in general) off the page prevents it from smudging. That's not the reason at all.
oh my god lol he took it seriously