Author Topic: How the world will really end (SO REAL. LISTEN)  (Read 1736 times)

This is my theory. My theory is %100 correct

Long ago BC - Mayans created a calendar that ends 12/21/12

2004 - The film "Team America: World Police" hit theaters

2011 - Kim Jong-il watched the Movie "Team America" and watched his "plan" in the movie (See: Team America: World Police plot [Not here])

2011 (Still) - Kim Jong-il faked his death and had his body surgically changed

June 2012 - Kim learned the art of dancing and music and created a song called "Gangam Style" cleverly disguised as a man named "Psy"

December 2012 - He tricks all leaders of all countries into seeing his concert in north korea and sets nuclear missiles all over the world

December 21, 2012 - The nuclear impact on earth was so huge it blew it up


This is gonna be so real. like, %100 percent real


The world isn't going to end.

The world isn't going to end.
Either




or you just didn't read

Oh stuff, can this be stopped?

Oh stuff, can this be stopped?
THIS CAN BE STOPPED BY FALMING GANGAMSTYLE FOR COPE RITES

WE MUST RIOT AT PSY'S DOOR!

THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO


AAAAHH

Either




or you just didn't read

I got that you were trying to be funny, and I did read.

I got that you were trying to be funny, and I did read.
then why would you tell me something everyone obviously knows

then why would you tell me something everyone obviously knows
Because obviously he saw the joke, But he decided to act serious sam and tell you the mains of the joke.

You've got it all wrong.

Around 900 AD: The Mayan Civilization disappears.

Reason: All the Mayans built towering time machines. The important people and many warriors were sent in.
The rest of the Mayans went to settle other civilizations.

What they planned: Their plan was to go into the future, where they expected there would be pyramids bigger than ones they had ever seen, and take over. There would be more land. As far as they knew, they would still be stronger than all the other civilizations around and be able to conquer anything that remained.

They chose the date 12/21/12.

What they didn't expect, and what will happen: The Mayans will come out of their time machine somewhere on the Yucatan peninsula. With their obsidian clubs, they'll surely be able to clobber a few tourists. Assuming they won't be killed right away, they'll make it to to capitol, where they'll try to attempt their raid and conquer.

What will happen after that?: It won't work. They'll be killed, and the secrets of time travel will be revealed to the world. The technology will only be shared with the allies of the United States. This will overall cause a war and nuclear bombs will be launched. The middle-east will be more chaos that it is. Everything will be destroyed.

Estimated end of the world?

Summer 2013



duh.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 04:27:40 PM by Nonnel »

ok guys you are all loving wrong here is how the world will end


first things first


there is this dude right and his name is jeff horsenroosteren

so horsenroosteren is like

walking through the forest or some gay stuff forget i dunno forests are loving lame he's actually walking through the battle warzone of the post nucleor apacalapse and wait stuff this is after the world ends ok so horsenroosteren is eating some toast and happened to be in his nucleor buncker at the time and then the world exploded and everyone dided except for horsenroosteren and some other people so there were like 6000 people left on the planet and then they all formed together and had a 20 day orgy and all the ladies were pregnant and made babies but each lady was irrateidadit and then the babies were mutant babies and they burst out of the cehst capacity of the ladiz and they all died and then ther were 107542 mutants and 5 dudes left and so the dude s became the mutant babies' love slaves and then that is how jews were made

It's ok, I'm a navy seal and in the latest intelligence briefing we are set to go on Operation Math.  We have KJU's compound targeted and he'll be dead and his plot will be foiled within 41-306 hours.

Because obviously he saw the joke, But he decided to act serious sam and tell you the mains of the joke.

Isn't Serious Sam actually pretty silly

Isn't Serious Sam actually pretty silly
*kills pumpkin man*
hey didn't I kick your ass a few rooms back?