You're pretty good at this comedy thing. I laughed for about fifty minutes and then asphyxiated. I was revived at the hospital, remembered your joke, and the same thing happened again. I went into comatose and eventually came back to tell the story, but then it happened again when I read that. Eventually, they removed the part of my brain that processed humour and so now I can't find anything funny.Thanks. Your 'joke' ruined my life.In all seriousness, though, what'd you have for lunch?
My computer programming teacher made us all hold our breath from 12:12:00 to 12:12:12 and then we all started clapping, and he opened the door to the next classroom over and we clapped them into submission.
wouldn't you pass out from holding your breath too long after like 2 minutes?