New turtle, what2name

[TristanLuigi]

I'm getting a new turtle, what should I name it? I'm thinking something along the lines of Koops, Kooper, Koopley, dunno, something video-game-referencey.

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[hodototman]

Go to japan and name it prostitute

[TristanLuigi]

Go to japan and name it prostitute

What is wrong with you?

[fred da kiko]

Name it Blocksie

[Littledude]

Turtles don't really need a name, they don't respond to you ever.
They just chill and do their own stuff.

[Funnelcakes]

Destroyer

[otto-san]

Not trying to be rude, but why would you ever get a turtle? That's terrible. Don't get it.

If for some godforsaken reason you decide to get it anyway, name it Martin. That'll be a good one, hahaha.

[blockguy123]

Shelly!

[huddles]

TURTLETON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

[TristanLuigi]

Not trying to be rude, but why would you ever get a turtle? That's terrible. Don't get it.

If for some godforsaken reason you decide to get it anyway, name it Martin. That'll be a good one, hahaha.

My parents got it and I get to name it

[Jeep]

Mine Turtle.

[RedGajin]

buy 3 more and then name them after the tmnt

[otto-san]

My parents got it and I get to name it

"get to" makes it seem like an opportunity instead of a punishment.

If I were you, I'd sever any association with that turtle and pretend to not know it exists.

[TristanLuigi]

"get to" makes it seem like an opportunity instead of a punishment.

If I were you, I'd sever any association with that turtle and pretend to not know it exists.

He's in my room
I can move it into the living room if I want though, but not yet.

[Night Fox]

Crush
unless he's a baby, then name him Squirt

get him a pet clownfish