Some voicemails I have.
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Mom: Is the phone on? Go ahead and leave a message, leave a message.
Child: P-p-Papi? *mexican words I don't know*
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Mom: Did you lefted a message? Okay go ahead and hang it up now. "
" Person: Gimme a cauwl if ya can. It's been 2 hawrs I left. You can cauwl. If it's two hours a month er early everytang, I'll cauwl u tomorrah. Aight baby I love you. *smoochy sound* "