Author Topic: My math teacher did something awesome today.  (Read 2248 times)

Yeah this kid next to me was drumming with his hands (I mean really? C'mon I'm trying to learn complex number systems and he is just drumming away), and the teacher notices I am in utter annoyance. So he goes next to the kid who's drumming, that hoodlum, and he chops his hands off. I wanted to applaud him and bathe in the blood spurting from where the boy's hands used to be. Man my math teacher is awesome.

I don't see the harm in drumming with a pencil, my dad does it all the time to help him concentrate. I do it all the time to help me get in a state of mind that helps me concentrate.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 11:02:55 PM by Cucumber! »

I don't see the harm in drumming with a pencil, my dad does it all the time to help him concentrate. I do it all the time to help me get in a state of mind that helps me concentrate.
might help you concentrate but if you do it too loud it disturbs those around you and makes it harder for them to concentrate

one of my math teachers is awesome coaches soccer team, etc, really nice to everyone even though our class is incredibly frustrating (there are 6 americans out of 20 students in the class; rest are asians)
the other is an starfish lol

Great, now the kid has no way to finish his math homework.

Yeah this kid next to me was drumming with his hands (I mean really? C'mon I'm trying to learn complex number systems and he is just drumming away), and the teacher notices I am in utter annoyance. So he goes next to the kid who's drumming, that hoodlum, and he chops his hands off. I wanted to applaud him and bathe in the blood spurting from where the boy's hands used to be. Man my math teacher is awesome.
I know you're mocking me, but that made me lol.

I know you're mocking me, but that made me lol.
Sorry, I tend to do this to further a point. No hard feelings :s

So he threw a pencil away?

So he threw a pencil away?
*She, and yes. That's the most awesome thing I've seen a teacher do. Meanwhile, you guys probably have teachers that blow a misbehaving student's head off with a shotgun. Maybe it's not that bad, but still.

I've seen a teacher throw a marker at a student for getting a question wrong. She didn't mean it in a mean way but she still did. It might also have been an accident :/

I've seen one teacher intentionally yank someones laptop right out of their hand and confiscated it for no reason.

Would have been funnier if she had done it to one of those 200 dollar TI calculators.

i was in back of class (cuz im cool like that) and i said "forget that" to another student about whatever we were talking about.

the teacher heard and and she shouted "not without a condom!"

the entire class was like wha?

"someone said forget, not without comdoms i dont want a mess"


besides being a cool thing to blurt out, it is funny because shes a little asian woman. so you kinda have to imagine the accent.

i was in back of class (cuz im cool like that) and i said "forget that" to another student about whatever we were talking about.

the teacher heard and and she shouted "not without a condom!"

the entire class was like wha?

"someone said forget, not without comdoms i dont want a mess"


besides being a cool thing to blurt out, it is funny because shes a little asian woman. so you kinda have to imagine the accent.
Haha win.
My teachers just get mad when someone cusses, makes sense though when you live in an area where religion is a big part.

My math teacher is more of a mother to me than my mom ever was. For example, last week she drove me home and bought me Taco Bell.

For example, last week she drove me home and bought me Taco Bell.
I have no words for how awesome your math teacher is.

I remember a few years back, the exact opposite thing happened. At my middle school, they had this stupid system of splitting up third period into thirds (the first before lunch, and the last two after), and my math class just happened to fall under that. The math teacher finished his topic, and couldn't go on because of time constraints, so we had about five minutes to wait until we left for lunch. Some kid had the brilliant idea of tapping his pencil on the desk. Then, someone else did the same to a different rhythm. And someone else, and so on and so forth until most people in the class were doing it. The whole time, the teacher was sitting at his desk, ignoring this until he dismissed us.

my math teacher is a pretty cool dude

plays harmonica and wears sweater vests