things you thought as a kid

[Kamutog]

That when playing hide and seek you can shout out a hint where you might be.
*facepalm*

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

I also believed that love meant peeing inside of another girl, to the point where one time I said it out loud in class when somebody asked.

Why the hell would anyone ask in class?

[Elecro]

I used to think that if I din't cover up, an evil Barney the Dinosaur or a sentient meteor would kill me.

I also believed that love meant peeing inside of another girl, to the point where one time I said it out loud in class when somebody asked.

this

[-Pablo-]

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?

Pfff. Toy story

[fred da kiko]

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?

Yes, McBearington is depressed because he lost his buddies in the airforce.

[Coulmbai]

Chocolate milk cam from brown cows

[MaroonCacti]

I thought girls had snakees and the only difference between males and females was that girls had longer hair.

[fawkes..]

I thought the Bin men/garbage truck just went round all day and that they lived on it.

[Rockinboy2000]

I thought throwing up would kill me

[Blockomanian]

that you went to the bank to get money. Like, say I wanted $1000, I thought that I could just go to the bank and get $1000, or any other amount of money I wanted.

Not loans, not credit card stuff. Just plain and simple getting money for whatever the hell you wanted.

[fred da kiko]

I thought throwing up would kill me

It can and it will.

[Shell]

my mom told me that antibodies fought viruses in my body so i always pictured a huge space battle going on inside of my stomach and that viruses were like aliens

when i grew up i genuinely wanted to be an antibody


i also thought that fairly odd parents were real so i tried to make myself the most miserable kid on earth so they'd come

[Clone v.117]

i also thought that fairly odd parents were real so i tried to make myself the most miserable kid on earth so they'd come

>make yourself completely miserable
>realise they arent real
>the realisation makes you even more miserable
>get fairly odd parents
???
Profit.

[Maxwell23461]

It can and it will.

I died of it once.

[Buu]

Nearly everyone in my first school thought Gingers are evil and were named white devils