Author Topic: things you thought as a kid  (Read 5794 times)

That when playing hide and seek you can shout out a hint where you might be.
*facepalm*

I also believed that love meant peeing inside of another girl, to the point where one time I said it out loud in class when somebody asked.
Why the hell would anyone ask in class?

I used to think that if I din't cover up, an evil Barney the Dinosaur or a sentient meteor would kill me.

I also believed that love meant peeing inside of another girl, to the point where one time I said it out loud in class when somebody asked.

this

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?
Pfff. Toy story

so you're saying stuffed toys do actually have feelings then?
Yes, McBearington is depressed because he lost his buddies in the airforce.

Chocolate milk cam from brown cows

I thought girls had snakees and the only difference between males and females was that girls had longer hair.

I thought the Bin men/garbage truck just went round all day and that they lived on it.

I thought throwing up would kill me

that you went to the bank to get money. Like, say I wanted $1000, I thought that I could just go to the bank and get $1000, or any other amount of money I wanted.

Not loans, not credit card stuff. Just plain and simple getting money for whatever the hell you wanted.



my mom told me that antibodies fought viruses in my body so i always pictured a huge space battle going on inside of my stomach and that viruses were like aliens

when i grew up i genuinely wanted to be an antibody


i also thought that fairly odd parents were real so i tried to make myself the most miserable kid on earth so they'd come
« Last Edit: December 16, 2012, 01:01:18 AM by Shell »

i also thought that fairly odd parents were real so i tried to make myself the most miserable kid on earth so they'd come
>make yourself completely miserable
>realise they arent real
>the realisation makes you even more miserable
>get fairly odd parents
???
Profit.


Nearly everyone in my first school thought Gingers are evil and were named white devils