'Eff My Life' Moments

[Furdle2]

Discuss moments where you have just thought, "you know what, forget my life!"
Ill start..

Last night, down the pub with a few mates. Pretty drunk. Someone tells me to snort some pepper off the table, and being the fun spirited nutter that I am, I decided to agree. I Snorted a whole line of that stuff before getting a huge nosebleed and getting kicked out of the pub.
Eff my life.

your turn.

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[Tokerovin]

Once I posted in Brian Smither's thread.

FML.

[Decepticon]

i ended up having a religion war with my friend and he wouldn't stop asking me annoying questions like "DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?!" and "OBAMA'S GOING TO PUT A CHIP IN US ALL1!" or "OBAMA IS GOING TO REMOVE THE BIBLE!"

[Feep]

once got in my car to take my driving test, drove down the driveway and saw my cat lying dead on the road


FML

(still took the test)

[Kumquat]

once got in my car to take my driving test, drove down the driveway and saw my cat lying dead on the road


FML

(still took the test)

oh stuff man.

[blueblur121]

I once talked to Lord Tony over steam.

[poppcorn]

Once i watched this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcbvSAZ4WZc
and my life changed

[KoopaScooper]

my mother once called me a failure
fml

[-Maxx-]

I was put into harder classes for saying school is boring.
fml

[Muzzles56]

omgz u had a totes #yolo mome! RT if u agreee! #swag

[Thar]

FML is for stuffs

SMITH (shoot me in the head) is where its at friends

I stepped in dog stuff

SMITH

[Elecro]

one time, I was staring at my crush's ass, and she looked at me.

FML.

[Christopher P.]

my best friend told me he was christian

SMITH

[WALK2222]

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

[Elecro]

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle."