Author Topic: my finger is bleeding  (Read 1203 times)


condom works perfectly in this situation.



Change your avatar to a sonic recolor. That should fix it.


>aply badag
>cut finger moar
>??
>profit

>aply badag
>cut finger moar
>??
>profit
what do i do after >profit?

my finger is still bleeding


shove tampons up finger
????
profit

Stick your hand in used surgical needles.

put the cut finger in your star fish to reabsorb the lost blood.

put the cut finger in your star fish to reabsorb the lost blood.
false, obviously you need to hit yourself with a brick and spin 3 times to squeeze it out before reabsorbing

put the cut finger in your star fish to reabsorb the lost blood.
false, obviously you need to hit yourself with a brick and spin 3 times to squeeze it out before reabsorbing

You're both wrong. You need to cut it off and suck the blood out of your finger-stub to reabsorb it.

false, obviously you need to hit yourself with a brick and spin 3 times to squeeze it out before reabsorbing
obviously.