Author Topic: The most proper discussion in blockland history  (Read 6104 times)

Why thank you, kind sir! I tip my hat to you

Oh, I'm sorry about that, ma'am. My mistake.

We are arriving Ickworth Vineyard. Prepare your mallets, gentlemen. Before we start, do you desire to use the restroom or drink some water?

Water? Don't be silly old chap! I brought along a bottle of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidseick for the occasion!

Who is speaking of water? Orangina is where it is, at the moment.

I suggest that we bring Sir Electrk and Sir Nitram along.
Indeed that would be absolutely splendid.

Water? Don't be silly old chap! I brought along a bottle of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidseick for the occasion!
That is stupendous, I say. Now, without further ado, let the games commence. It is of my pleasure to have you go first.

That is stupendous, I say. Now, without further ado, let the games commence. It is of my pleasure to have you go first.
Why thank you sir, but I'm the host! It would be quite rude of me to go in place of a guest!
Besides, you were kind enough to drive us here!

That is stupendous, I say. Now, without further ado, let the games commence. It is of my pleasure to have you go first.
Thank you old friend. Do any of you gentlemen need a mallet? I have a spare mahogany mallet I'd be tickled pink to share.

Thank you old friend. Do any of you gentlemen need a mallet? I have a spare mahogany mallet I'd be tickled pink to share.
I would be just delighted to use it! My old spruce one is so cheap, I can't even think of a reason to have brought it!

I would be just delighted to use it! My old spruce one is so cheap, I can't even think of a reason to have brought it!
While you commence your turn, let me get my picnic bag. I have some crumpets and jam that are splendid together!

Thank you old friend. Do any of you gentlemen need a mallet? I have a spare mahogany mallet I'd be tickled pink to share.
Why, thank you, but I already have a very special mallet handed down by my grandfather. This special mallet has the leviathan's head carved in it and has a great emotional value to me. It is the first time I'll be using it.

Why thank you sir, but I'm the host! It would be quite rude of me to go in place of a guest!
Besides, you were kind enough to drive us here!
Very well, then!
* JPSC commences his turn.
Your turn, sir Evar.

I am back with the crumpets, and I do say, the craftsman's ship of that mallet is remarkable! If I do say so myself, that looks like very nicely cut, hand carved wood! I bet this mallet will preform marvelously!

Your turn, sir Evar.
Alritey then!
* Evar678 assumes his position and takes his turn

Excuse me, good masters, I hate to interrupt but I have been sent to gift you a bottle of our finest wine for you to enjoy whilst you play!
* Fawkes Holds out the bottle of wine