Silently stand approximately 3" away from you at all times, silently staring, no expression, hands at sides, open. And then if you go to sleep get right up next to your face and gently "meow"
Then leave for the kitchen to go text in the light about how my host enjoys rooster and he tried getting mine. Except I'd be texting people in his contacts from his phone, impersonating him.
Yeaaahhh...