Author Topic: It's not delivery, it's a folded frozen mass of what was once a pizza. Update x2  (Read 4673 times)

That pizza will strike back with the force of a thousand horses
I won't be there for you when it does, son

Guys it's "done."





It looks like a goddamn cuttlefish.

I'm gonna eat it.

That still looks delicious.

cuttlefish are loving tasty

You don't even use a tray or foil?

You don't even use a tray or foil?
Nah man, crispy crust all the way.
However this particular pizza feels like uncooked dough crust.

I can't stop laughing, look at it, it looks like a fish :D

First bites: The folds allow cheese and sauce to fill into little pizza bowls which is awesome, but some areas are just chewy dough with a thin layer of cheese.


First slice (use "slice" sparingly, I cut it the best I could): The dough is definitely under-cooked but edible. Overall not bad.

Why is the metal under the grates blue?

It's adorable, how could you eat it?! :(

Why is the metal under the grates blue?
It's red in reality, I don't know why the picture made it blue.

First bites of the second slice: Good god this thing is 95% sauce oh god the crust is even less cooked on this one help.


I think frozen pizza is disgusting either way.