OK guys, I'm the one who is going to destroy the planet.

[Cybertails1998]

I have bombs under every city, and a remote detonator. I had Tetris help me with making about 50 nukes so I can wipe out the remains of humanity.
disclaimer: this is a satire thread and should not be taken seriously
Cower before me.

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[Maxwell23461]

haha HA

stupid russian people, do you honestly think Britain would be unarmed in this situation?!
we have 39739 nuclear bombs heading your way from Scotland right now as we speak, your cities are going to be destroyed c:<

[Dexxtter]

[Cybertails1998]

haha HA

stupid russian people, do you honestly think Britain would be unarmed in this situation?!
we have 39739 nuclear bombs heading your way from Scotland right now as we speak, your cities are going to be destroyed c:<

The HQ you're attacking is a decoy, all my HQs have anti-Tsar Bomba point-defenses anyway.

Bomb detonation in T-minus 60 minutes.

[Titanium Man]

hei gyuz i m m so funnnnnnie LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL XDXDXXXX
IH HAVE 546565743654645 nukes lol im kill everyone SO FIUNNY LOLLLLOLL
 

[TheProdWad]

The HQ you're attacking is a decoy, all my HQs have anti-Tsar Bomba point-defenses anyway.

Bomb detonation in T-minus 60 minutes.

Can't you make it 2 minutes? Can't wait for this apocalypse to happen.

[Maxwell23461]

The HQ you're attacking is a decoy, all my HQs have anti-Tsar Bomba point-defenses anyway.

Bomb detonation in T-minus 60 minutes.

Oh sorry, do I say nuclear bombs? I meant atom bombs that can blow up Africa in one bomb.

[Cybertails1998]

Oh sorry, do I say nuclear bombs? I meant atom bombs that can blow up Africa in one bomb.

What atom bombs? There are no atom bombs in the sky. Unless you mean that mountain of scrap metal.
Man, I love my point defenses.

Can't you make it 2 minutes? Can't wait for this apocalypse to happen.

As you wish. Detonation in T-minus 120 seconds. Tetris' detonator better work.

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http://puu.sh/1Dtaf

[Maxwell23461]

What atom bombs? There are no atom bombs in the sky. Unless you mean that mountain of scrap metal.
Man, I love my point defenses.
As you wish. Detonation in T-minus 120 seconds. Tetris' detonator better work.
http://puu.sh/1Dtaf

I have American spitfires heading your way to wipe out russia, disarm the bombs and we will back down.

[Dexxtter]

What atom bombs? There are no atom bombs in the sky. Unless you mean that mountain of scrap metal.
Man, I love my point defenses.
As you wish. Detonation in T-minus 120 seconds. Tetris' detonator better work.
http://puu.sh/1Dtaf

Excuse me for not knowing you posted invisible text.

[TheProdWad]

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As you wish. Detonation in T-minus 120 seconds. Tetris' detonator better work.

Thanks. Though I don't think it worked. :/

[Cybertails1998]

I have American spitfires heading your way to wipe out russia, disarm them and we will back down.

You expect a villain mastermind to waste a yottametric ton of gunpowder instead of activating anti-air sentries with homing rockets?

T-minus 60 seconds. Thanks for the atom bombs by the way.

[TheProdWad]

You expect a villain mastermind to waste a yottametric ton of gunpowder instead of activating anti-air sentries with homing rockets?

T-minus 60 seconds. Thanks for the atom bombs by the way.

Hurry up!

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Silly, the world already ended!








We're all dead!

[Maxwell23461]

You expect a villain mastermind to waste a yottametric ton of gunpowder instead of activating anti-air sentries with homing rockets?

T-minus 60 seconds. Thanks for the atom bombs by the way.

Ok that's it, I'm calling in the Koreans.