All those "Santa sightings" are fake. Everything saying that he's real is fake. Its just something parents make kids think so they'll be more "imaginative". Your parents wrap the gifts and put them under the tree. Your parents eat the cookies. No matter how weird it gets at night he's not real. If you hear footsteps, its your parents. No matter how special or rare the gifts are, its your parents. Video tape it at night and you'll definitely see them instead of Santa. Don't believe it, but if you lie to your parents about believing in Santa, it might give you a higher gift rate.
