Don't believe anything that people say about Santa

[TheChaosCarrier]

guys
barney isn't a real dinosaur
he's just some guy in a costume

[Ad Bot]

[Narkro555]

guys
barney isn't a real dinosaur
he's just some guy in a costume

[Cool Boi]

guys
barney isn't a real dinosaur
he's just some guy in a costume

Mind more blown than JFK.

[Moriarty]

thanks 4 ruinin santa 4 me u forgetin prick
gon die o sadnes now

[Cool Boi]

thanks 4 ruinin santa 4 me u forgetin prick
gon die o sadnes now

He is real. Padme is just butthurt about santa abandoning him.

[Operator¹]

santa is a fat guy who breaks into people's houses

[Cool Boi]

santa is a fat guy who breaks into people's houses

And eats their food.

[Mr Man]

Ah, but Padme, that's what they WANT you to think.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

santa is a fat guy who breaks into people's houses

And eats their food.

and reverse pick-pockets you.(Fallout/ES reference)

also, the song "Santa Baby" is gross.

[Mounds Bar]

Wow, you're a real starfish, I just thought of all the ten-year olds who just visited this thread and cried.

[MrLoL²]

lol, everyone is feeding him..

[Comatose]

ITT: OP is a douchebag.

[ravencroft]

What? Santa isn't real? Explain all the presents I get. Explain the cookies being eaten and the half-full glass of milk. Explain him sitting in the middle of the mall giving kids presents. Explain it! YOU ARE ALL DIRTY LIARS! I HATE YOU ALL!

[TeeJay]

Hey guys, what's going o-

Don't believe anything that people say about Santa

* TeeJay reads topic

 

[Yosher]

lol wtf is op thinking, that everyone doesn't know this yet?