You mean you don't have any at the moment but you want us to PM you so you have time to think of one, but luckily none of us are interested in your reasons and will instead return to the thread.
Yeah I can see why you'd think that, but I'm genuinely just trying not to derail the thread.
I can prove that I'm not just trying to start arguments, because I've claimed in the past that game journalism was ridiculous
and presented my reasons.