What would you name your children?

[BubbaGum]

Roight roight.
Whoi doin't Oi beloive yoi?
Aboise oif oi anyoine?

I don't know

[Ad Bot]

[Alteration]

Guy names:
Dartanian
Adoniran
Theodric/Dirk
Ordo (Latin for 'order')
David/Rāwiri/Daut (the hebrew/standard, maori and bosnian forms of david)
Johann
Radost (Slavic name prefix for happiness, sounds pretty cool on it's own though)
Hallafer (after that australian guy that killed a shark with his bare hands)

Girl names:
Lora/Lorraine/Lorrana
Emily
Roxy (no roxxane; as it's a dumb name :u)
Violet
Alex
Vriska

[BubbaGum]

Girl names:
Roxy (no roxxane; as it's a dumb name :u)

Roxaaaaane
You dont have to put on the red light

[blockguy123]

Girl names:
Juno

Guy names:
Marshall
Jupiter

hope i dont have more than 3 children :c

[Lalam24]

Hubert

I don't care if they're male or female.

[Proog]

Some of you guys and your taste in children's names worries me.

[Lalam24]

Some of you guys and your taste in children's names worries me.

Uh
Are you telling me Hubert isn't the most absolutely incredible name? 

If you are, then you're wrong.

[Anti-Block]

if it were a guy, probably doopindoopadoo

and if it were a girl, doofadinkah

[DrenDran]

oh wow look someone who actually has good original names

cant tell if serious

ajax is ancient greek mythology
bernd is german

[Funnelcakes]

If you don't give her a thunderstone on her birthday and run around screaming EVIEE HAS EVOLVED INTO JOLTEON, I will be very disappointed.

Her 16th birthday

[BubbaGum]

cant tell if serious
ajax is ancient greek mythology
bernd is german

Was serious, they seem like cool names

[Wynd_Fox]

Ooh, I'd name my son Spencer, and he'd hate me forever.

[Sat]

cant tell if serious
ajax is ancient greek mythology
bernd is german

KNows nothing about greek mythology tbh.
Ajax is god/godess of cleanliness?

[Tetris]

Why would anyone name their child something generic?

Completely useless waste of a child

[Anti-Block]

Why would anyone name their child something generic?

Completely useless waste of a child

steve jobs
bill gates

it's not the name that makes the man