I got a pet rock

[Bravo]

all my rock seems to say is "kill me"

you may be feeding him wrong for his bloodtype.
mine's blood type is purple so he eats alot of bark

[Ad Bot]

[Wheatley]

Once in middle school my teacher gave me a rock shaped like a dog skull
He was showing the class when I yelled "MAYBE IT WAS A DOG IN A PAST LIFE" and at that point he set it on my desk and walked away

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Once in middle school my teacher gave me a rock shaped like a dog skull
He was showing the class when I yelled "MAYBE IT WAS A DOG IN A PAST LIFE" and at that point he set it on my desk and walked away

entry-level plot twist: it was in fact a dog skull and it was in fact a doge in its past life

[Bravo]

entry-level plot twist: it was in fact a dog skull and it was in fact a doge in its past life

crazy plot twist: it was a doge made of rock

[Nonnel]

My pet rock is black and has a mustache.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

My pet rock is black and has a mustache.

Rockist.
:(

[Bravo]

stevis keeps biting me forget
pet rock megathread inbound?

[Cargøn]

all my rock seems to say is "kill me"

As you wish maste-
Wait
how

[Snow2]

Dont lie, Your rocks would bang her. Your rocks would rail the living forget out of her

[AdinX]

She rustles my boulders

Nope.

[Tonkka²]

all my rock seems to say is "kill me"

Is that Van Gogh?

[fawkes..]

-lovey snip-
Dont lie, Your rocks would bang her. Your rocks would rail the living forget out of her

Dayum

[MunkeyCheez]

Is that Van Gogh?

ahahaa