special interestes Patch 1.0: Bootylicious

[Mr. Jelly]

Well, fine sir, I believe your mother is so overweight that King Henry VIII of England wouldn't give his vows to her, but instead behead her.

As my rebuttal, I shall tell a lively anecdote.

Your mother entered in a competition based upon one's physical attraction, or lack thereof. However, the gentleman running this contest had told her, "I do apologize, my dear madam, but we do not accept participants who are professionally trained in this field. I am terribly sorry."

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[ResonKinetic]

$5 says this image is still relevent without looking at this page.

Someone owes you $5.

[allyorbase]

i don't get how you starfishs could be turned on by brown town

that stuff is nasty

vaginas are enough for me

starfishs could be turned on by brown town

starfishs

[Dracpot]

Because it feels good.

have you even had brown town, let alone love in general?

it's painful, for both parties. or it is in my experience.

[Maxwell23461]

Buuuurrrnnnnnnnn

Indeed, they don't name thyself Sir play-on-words Maxington of Dukeberry for no non-valid reason.

As my rebuttal, I shall tell a lively anecdote.

Your mother entered in a competition based upon one's physical attraction, or lack thereof. However, the gentleman running this contest had told her, "I do apologize, my dear madam, but we do not accept participants who are professionally trained in this field. I am terribly sorry."

Oh, do we wish to quarrel some more? Your mother wanted to have some nice French Wine with me yesterday, she got so Foolishly Drunk that she took me to my fortress and had her way with me, I didn't use any loveual body part armour to stop the fair maiden getting pregnant, and thus you were born, comrade who I have not grown any relationship to since the date I met thee.

[ResonKinetic]

it's painful, for both parties. or it is in my experience.

You're doing it wrong.

[Alyx Vance]

Someone owes you $5.

That page wasn't gay. The only thing gay was the people posting

have you even had brown town, let alone love in general?

it's painful, for both parties. or it is in my experience.

Never with another person. Alone however..
And no, I'm a virgin. I'm only 16.

[Night Fox]

The ability to RP well is something you're born with. I wasn't born with it.

same here v_v

$5 says this image is still relevent without looking at this page.

you picked like, the only page in years that it wouldn't apply to

i don't get how you starfishs could be turned on by brown town
that stuff is nasty

I bet you're a pro when it comes to rimming

have you even had brown town, let alone love in general?
it's painful, for both parties. or it is in my experience.

dunno about you but some things in my butt feel pretty great

[Dracpot]

You're doing it wrong.

no, i'm pretty sure i wasn't. there aren't a lot of ways to stick a richard in an ass

[Alyx Vance]

no, i'm pretty sure i wasn't. there aren't a lot of ways to stick a richard in an ass

You probably forgeted up or you're a wuss. I've been told by many people that it doesn't hurt their richard or the other person.

[ResonKinetic]

no, i'm pretty sure i wasn't. there aren't a lot of ways to stick a richard in an ass

Either your phallus is too large, or you were doing it wrong.

The only thing gay was the people posting

And he still earned his $5.

[Night Fox]

no, i'm pretty sure i wasn't. there aren't a lot of ways to stick a richard in an ass

if you were doing it with a woman then of course it's going to be nothing but pain for her
and if you didn't use lube, you're a dumbass

[Frontrox]

no, i'm pretty sure i wasn't. there aren't a lot of ways to stick a richard in an ass

It's going to hurt the first couple times

[Alyx Vance]

Take it from the above 2, they know all about that stuff

[Dracpot]

Either your phallus is too large

yeah that was probably it

B-)