I PUT MY richard IN A BOTTLE AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT PLEASE HELP ME

[Plasmu§]

I WAS DARED TO PUT MY richard INTO A BOTTLE AND I GOT MY richard STUCK CAN ANYONE HELP ME PLEASE IT HURTS ALOT BECAUSE THE WEIGHT OF THE BOTTLE IS STRETCHING MY richard SOMEONE HELP ME

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[Wynd_Fox]

Think of gross stuff, to kill your erection.

[TomTheGeek²]

Think of gross stuff, to kill your erection.

what if he's flaccid...

[Maxwell23461]

so many jokes aaaa

ok um
smash the glass

[Wynd_Fox]

what if he's flaccid...

How could he get it stuck if he's flaccid?

[Plasmu§]

what if he's flaccid...

I AM FLACCID DON'T ASK HOW I GOT IT IN SOMEONE HELP ME

[Menen]

Is the bottle Glass or Plastic?

[Plasmu§]

Is the bottle Glass or Plastic?

GLASS

THE HOLE WAS REALLY SMALL SO I KINDA HAD TO JAM MY richard IN THERE AND I THINK IT'S LOSING CIRCULATION SOMEONE PLEASE HELP OH GOD WHY ME

[TomTheGeek²]

GLASS

smash it.

[Night Fox]

smash it.

yes pls then he can make a topic like that skyler guy

also is it just me or does it seem like OP's full of it

[TomTheGeek²]

yes pls then he can make a topic like that skyler guy

help help my snake is bleeding.

[Plasmu§]

BRB MELTING BUTTER SO I DON'T HAVE TO CUT OFF MY snake

[Maxwell23461]

yep melt your snake

[fred da kiko]

if you break it then apply soap or oil to your snake you should be able to remove the suction and friction that's keeping your richard stuck, try hitting the bottle with the back of a hammer so that you don't smash it in a way that will cut/smash your rooster.

[Plasmu§]

NEVERMIND I GOT IT OUT I'M OKAY AND MY richard HURTS A LITTLE BIT THOUGH