I PUT MY richard IN A BOTTLE AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT PLEASE HELP ME

[Maxwell23461]

ok

can we make jokes now

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[nienhaus1]

This is an extremely fake topic. Who dared you to stick your richard into a bottle, Why would you do it? Was the person who dared you watching you to prove that you did it. Wouldn't your parents see you with a bottle on your richard if you melt/even grab some butter? Also lock this topic your richards not stuck any more if it ever was.

[Wynd_Fox]

yes pls then he can make a topic like that skyler guy

also is it just me or does it seem like OP's full of it

OP's totally full of it.

[Maxwell23461]

OP's totally full of it.

full of stuff

[Plasmu§]

This is an extremely fake topic. Who dared you to stick your richard into a bottle, Why would you do it? Was the person who dared you watching you to prove that you did it. Wouldn't your parents see you with a bottle on your richard if you melt/even grab some butter? Also lock this topic your richards not stuck any more if it ever was.

MY FRIEND WHO IS AT MY HOUSE

HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME MONEY

NO HE WASN'T WATCHING BUT I BANGED MY richard AGAINST THE DOOR AND HE HEARD THE BOTTLE

MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP

[Alyx Vance]

You could just have hit the bottle against the door.

[Wynd_Fox]

And you couldn't just bang a snakeless bottle against the door?

Alyx beat me to it. :(

[Plasmu§]

WE-

YEAH BU-



I'M NOT VERY SMART

[PurpleMetro]

what's the need to still speak in caps after you've got it out?

[nienhaus1]

MY FRIEND WHO IS AT MY HOUSE

HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME MONEY

NO HE WASN'T WATCHING BUT I BANGED MY richard AGAINST THE DOOR AND HE HEARD THE BOTTLE

MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP

Okay first of all you can stop with the god damn caps. Second your a bit handicapped for even thinking about doing that for money. Your friend is even more handicapped then you if he didn't think that you could just bang the bottle of the door. I'm declaring this topic is fake and that this person just want's attention.

[Plasmu§]

I LIKE CAPS LOCK

[Maxwell23461]

great now actually do it this time

[Alyx Vance]

I LIKE CAPS LOCK

Just turn it off and caps lock somewhere else.

[nienhaus1]

I LIKE CAPS LOCK

That's not a reason to post in all caps, Please stop.

[Plasmu§]

That's not a reason to post in all caps, Please stop.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE BIG DEAL ABOUT CAPS LOCK

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE IT

IT'S JUST LETTERS BUT IN A BIGGER FORM


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